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The Tangential: Shut the Hell Up About How Stupid Black Friday Is →
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I am not at a store right now. I have not been at a store at any time today, and I do not intend to visit any store today—except maybe for a liquor store. But good grief, people, you need to SHUT THE HELL UP with your snooty comments/tweets/posts about how stupid Black Friday is. Here’s why:
You wrote: “go stick your head in the oven with the turkey. We’re human beings, and this is how we roll.” Thanks for writing that; unfollowing you just now has provided us far more satisfaction than buying anything anywhere ever could.
Hey guys, look, Mother Jones is fighting with The Tangential and they’re JUST AS MUCH FUN/CHILL as you’d think they’d be.
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